Costco and Dog Food

Now you may wonder what the heck Costco has to do with dog food other than the fact that it sells it. O.O Yeah. me too.

But as I was in Video Production early in the morning...yes, this is during video. :D Sorry but there's nothing better to do when the editing's on a different computer. I am helping, but my fingers can do other stuff while I help. xD

Anyway, I was searching up animal shelters to volunteer at. I was going to volunteer for the BEBHS when I turned 16 but because the shelter cannot train new volunteers because of their fire back in May, I can't really do any hands on with dogs there. :( So I was seeing if there were other nearby shelters around that I could help out at.

Got to the Pinole Shelter and one of the reviews was from Doggy Lama Pet Care. They had this blogspot thing going on and one of them was about Costco.
Here it is. :D Enjoy:

Silly Joke: “A Trip to Costco”

Friday, July 24, 2009

(BTW, I definitely don’t advise you to buy the brand mentioned in this joke for your dog. I think there are much better foods out there.)

Here’s the joke: A Trip to Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? Since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.

Credits to: Doggy Lama Pet Care