Costco and Dog Food

Now you may wonder what the heck Costco has to do with dog food other than the fact that it sells it. O.O Yeah. me too.

But as I was in Video Production early in the morning...yes, this is during video. :D Sorry but there's nothing better to do when the editing's on a different computer. I am helping, but my fingers can do other stuff while I help. xD

Anyway, I was searching up animal shelters to volunteer at. I was going to volunteer for the BEBHS when I turned 16 but because the shelter cannot train new volunteers because of their fire back in May, I can't really do any hands on with dogs there. :( So I was seeing if there were other nearby shelters around that I could help out at.

Got to the Pinole Shelter and one of the reviews was from Doggy Lama Pet Care. They had this blogspot thing going on and one of them was about Costco.
Here it is. :D Enjoy:

Silly Joke: “A Trip to Costco”

Friday, July 24, 2009

(BTW, I definitely don’t advise you to buy the brand mentioned in this joke for your dog. I think there are much better foods out there.)

Here’s the joke: A Trip to Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? Since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.

Credits to: Doggy Lama Pet Care

Clubs clubs and MORE clubs!!!

How much fun! :D Haha. Club Day is coming up at my dearie high school and my friends and I plan to make a club. Scratch that, MANY clubs. :D

Basically everyone's gonna make one and we'll all be in each others clubs. Ridiculous right? I find it amazing. So now, I'm going to giggle and scribble more ideas and you leave me alone. :D Bye bye.

Weekend! :D Yeaya

My plans for the weekend. First driving lesson. For some reason I always keep on saying driving test and end up embarrassing myself. >.< Phooey

Anywho, there are a few things I'd like to complete by the time I finish high school. #1: Make a music video. KAITLIN! You are needed. Olivia, too please. :D If you guys have time.

#2: Tennis. Like I literally NEED to. I'll get all fat and lumpy. Again. :(

#3: Finish my hw and survive Hunter's AP class. He's a hard teacher, but I'm having fun. :D His class discussions get less scary as they develop. phew. maybe I'll live. haha.

And lastly, my website. I need to hurry up the coding and all that. :( maybe i'll get my cowebbie to help me. Which reminds me, Club Day's coming up. I'm not sure I wanna create a club coz it's too much work and I don't know how it can work. But I'll see how it turns out. My P.H.A club, which I can have started in 4 different schools if I launch one at my school, could be pretty successful, but I'm drawing blank so far. Hmm...

If I do start one, would anyone join me?